robert mugabe joke

Robert Mugabe and his chauffeur
were driving down the highway
when suddenly they hit a pig
crossing the road and killed it
instantly.
Mugabe tells his driver: "Go to da
farm over dere and hexplain to
da honer of da pig what happen."
One hour later, Mugabe sees his
driver coming back from the
farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a
bottle of wine in one hand and a
cigar in the other.
"What happen to you?" Mugabe
asks.
"Well, the farmer gave me a
bottle of wine, his wife, the cigar
and their 19 year old daughter
made wild passionate love to
me."
"My God! What did you tell dem?"
asked Mugabe.
The driver answered: "Good
evening, I am Robert Mugabe's
chauffeur and I have just killed
the pig."