whos son is better

Three women were bragging
about their sons.
The first woman jumped up
and said, "My son is a
bishop. Whenever he walks
into a Church, everyone
says 'Oh, your Emminence!'"
Not to be outdone, the
second woman says, "My
boy is a Cardinal. Whenever
he walks into a Church,
everyone says 'Oh, your
Excellency!'"
Then the last woman looks
at the others and says, "I
don't know about YOUR boys,
but my son is 17 years old
and weighs 500 lbs.
Whenever he walks into a
Church they always say 'OH
MY GOD!'"